A: My grandma. She's pretty much the coolest, ever.
Seriously. She's been cool for decades.
Everyone loves my grandma.
One time, we walked to the local duck pond. A goose fell in love with her and followed her home. She couldn't get it to leave for days.
She has this huge magical fairytale garden full of birds, squirrels, and a zillion other critters. She's pretty much nature's favorite person.
Even when she got cancer, she always took the time to read to me and play with me. How can you not love that?
She even got kidnapped by the county sheriff once because he was so in love with her! But that's a whole different story.
Anyway . . .
My grandma has a lot of stories to tell. She's tatted up.
(Pretty sure she and Mickey Mantle had a thing back in the day.)
She also has a lot of cool cat flags, one for every holiday.
Basically, she's just the best. After reading this page, I'm sure you agree.